Because I have a fabulous new Gay Pimp icon (all credit for the icon goes to sincelastjuly BTW) and because I'm in one of THOSE moods - just some musings on sex and smut and all of those wonderful things.

LJ-cut - since you all obviously want to hear all about my sex life, right? (Also: it's long. Ooooooh, baby, it's so LONG!)

( Smut Lies Herein - Ye Were Warned )

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Dear Brides:

A couple of rules for weddings. Just keep them in mind.

1 - Your Guests Don't Owe You Jack Shit

No, really.

No, reallyA wedding is a party. You are celebrating. You send out invitations to people you care about, to people your hubby-to-be care about, to people that your parents care about, and you say, "This is going to be a very ( Read more... )